Serenity by Geoff

Soaps for those who feel dead inside. You lather it, you buy it

Mostly Geoff incorporated

Bar Cinnamon

Bar Cinnamon

Bar Dandelion

Bar Dandelion

Bar Juniper

Bar Juniper

Bar Ocean

Bar Ocean

Bar Orange

Bar Orange

Whiskey

Whiskey

Lavender Lemon

Lavender Lemon

Now we Wait

Now we Wait

Romeo's Rodeo

Romeo's Rodeo

Bar Cinnamon

Bar Cinnamon

Bar Dandelion

Bar Dandelion

Bar Juniper

Bar Juniper

Bar Ocean

Bar Ocean

Bar Orange

Bar Orange

Whiskey

Whiskey

Why Choose Serenity by Geoff?

100% Natural-ish Ingredients

100% Natural-ish Ingredients

Last week we put liquid paper on a bee and it... died.

Handcrafted by Geoff

Handcrafted by Geoff

Each bar is carefully crafted while binge-watching The Office.

Community Driven

Community Driven

Welcome to the community! If you need any fertilizer, we've got a lot of it. About 80 tons of it. You folks are gonna love this soap. Everyone in the organization recycles.

Behind the Process

At Serenity by Geoff, every bar of soap is a labor of love, handcrafted with the same care and attention to detail that Geoff applies to his famous chili recipe (minus the floor spills).

Using only the finest ingredients, Geoff pours his heart and soul into each soap bar. The process involves careful measuring, mixing, and a fair amount of "that's what she said" jokes.

From selecting the perfect scent combinations to hand-pouring the soap molds, every step is performed with precision and a touch of Dunder Mifflin magic. The result? Soaps that bring the essence of The Office right into your bathroom.

Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process
Geoff's process

What our customers are saying

    • Serenity by Geoff is cleaning up the competition. You remember last week when we had that oil spill in the parking lot? Guess whose soap they used to wash their hands after?

      Jan Levinson
      Manager

    • These funny smelling dog treats my dad keeps making don’t taste that great. Weird after taste

      Pudge
      Quality Assurance - Taste Tester

    • Cool cool, cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool.

      Abed Nadir
      Student

    • Thank God they got it all cleaned up.

      Kevin Malone
      Accountant

    • Are you seriously trying to get us to invest in your husband's soap business?

      Jim Halpert
      Paper Salesman

    • Geoff your soaps are amazing. Reach out so we can get you on...Troy and Abed in the morning!

      Troy Barnes
      Student

    • Oh, they cleaned it up?

      Jan Levinson
      Manager

    • Thought about it... I'm in

      Andy Bernard
      Unsuccessful Paper Salesman

    • I use Geoff's soap right before a stunt. With it I feel 2 legit. Without it I feel un-legit. Therefore I must quit.

      Rod Kimble
      Stuntman Extraordinaire

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